The Hiatt clan is back again
We meet once a year in multiples of ten
So clear us some room, make all the beds
You better have room for eighty heads
Lose your chairs and get on your feet
I'm gonna set this story to a funky beat
It all starts back with some hicks in Payson
Where the main attraction was the gas station
3 d's party met a smarty
From a city that's really arty
Got to talking and contmeplatin
How they're gonna populate this great nation
Duane almost split his spleane
When she told him she wanted 17
The next thing they knew
They began to create the Hiatt crew.
Hiatt crew
The first addition was Beth and Sharon
Much to the excitement of George and Farron
Don't believe what Bob has told ya
It got a little hot in Arizona
His red cheaks he couldn't hide
When he rolled up with his hottie bride
Joe and Bill are some real cool dudes
They make you feel good when they talk to you
How'd it go down at Office Essentials
Where Dave was sharpening more than his pencils
Jumpy Flighty kiss good nighty
Dave stole Tish right from Steve Whitey
Hold your breath till your black and blue
But don't tune out the Hiatt Crew
Hiatt Crew
The next four couples aint no terds
They all married thunderbirds
John and Lisa nice to meet ya
Here's a lesson he'd like to teach ya
Guilty not for drugs or slaughter
He just stole the judges' daughter.
Matt chose Shauna cause it's known
She's got fifteen in her own
With Don and Ang it got too hot
Kissin' and lovin' and smoochin' lots
Peach to Lime to Tangerango
Cool them off with flavored snow
Bruce got Callie just like that
Look we doubled our democrats
Just over half but there's still a few
Don't tune out the Hiatt crew.
Hiatt crew
Sam fell in love and it went way well
When he saw Jeanette toss her first hey bail
Katy gave Brian the run around
His feet still never touched the ground
Like Runners on the beach in a pair of thongs
Kate and Bri won the love marathon
"Study Buddy" found abroad
Tom found Alma on her mother's sod
Josh and Annie didn't like to date
Just the opposite of Brian and Kate
Are Lucy and Cory cousins or sibs
Guess we'll find out when they have their kids
Hello Hola Hola Hello
All Maren knew when she met Marcello
8 comments:
That is so oss. I hope someone recorded it.
Isn't there a line about Spanish Farky missing???
Jeanette
That was verrrrry nice! Thanks for posting the lines.
I see how it is...we've been let go from the family!!!
I think JOsh messed up both times and said that. Or he changed it last minute I don't know.
OH I totally forgot to type that line michelle. Sorry.
Wow. I am so impressed. That's all there is to it. So clever and so funny! Thanks for posting and I am so so sorry we missed it.
Just FYI for those who didn't get tickets, or are too old (like me) to be able to just read it and hear the music, the rap goes with the music from 'Busta Move' by Young MC. There is a link on youtube with him on the Arsenio show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wJCmtZMc1g
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